tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-61682729568670048662024-03-13T15:53:24.838+11:00Fraudster's MusingsWriting about anything that interests me. Hope you'll be interested too.Judith Middlemarchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285709209953730580noreply@blogger.comBlogger113125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6168272956867004866.post-48769004042477889142017-07-14T10:44:00.000+10:002017-07-14T10:44:42.517+10:00Longbourn, by Jo Baker. <div style="font-family: "Arial Narrow"; font-size: 12.0pt; margin: 0in;">
I've been following my instincts with my reading this year. Bliss. <i><a href="http://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/231492/longbourn-by-jo-baker/9780345806970/">Longbourn </a></i>published in 2013, came to me from a throw-out table of deleted books in a remote Northern Territory school library; a serendipitous find, given I hadn't heard of it. (Cheers, sister Janey.) There are heaps of reviews on line already, but here's mine.</div>
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The
characters and setting of <a href="http://jobakerwriter.com/">Jo Baker's <span style="font-style: italic;">Longbourn</span></a>
are those of <span style="font-style: italic;">Pride and Prejudice</span>,
however, the Bennet family is seen from the perspectives of the servants, who
very much have their own stories. Remember Mrs Bennet's frantic calls for
'Hill!' when things needed organising? Well, Hill, Mrs, comes to life in this
story, as does old nearly toothless Mr Hill, who supports and shares but makes
no demands on Mrs Hill, preferring the companionship of men. Baker also shows
us the lives of servants, Sarah, aged about fifteen and Polly, maybe twelve.
Both girls serve and owe their survival to the Bennet family, to whom they are
not quite enslaved, but not far off. Two young men give further insight. They
are James Smith and Ptolemy Bingley. James is the footman who mysteriously
comes to work for the Bennets. Ptolemy is a so called 'mulatto' footman, born
into service for the Bingleys, hence his surname. Both are thoughtful and
intelligent and not quite accepting of their lot, although James became so, but
I don't want to say too much about that.</div>
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The novel
begins at about four on a cold September morning. Love the opening line.
"There could be no wearing of clothes without their laundering..." a
parody of the opening of Pride and Prejudice itself - "It is a truth
universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune,
must be in want of a wife." I was out there freezing with Sarah, as
she began her working day. 'The iron pump-handle was cold, and even with her
mitts on, her chilblains flared as she heaved the water up from the
undergraound dark and into her waiting pail.'
The picture of the sleeping household effortlessly involved me.
"All else was stillness. Sheep huddled in drifts on the hillside; birds in
the hedgerows were fluffed like thistledown...in the sty, the sow twitched, her
piglets bundled at her belly. Mrs Hill and her husband, up high in their tiny
attic, slept the black blank sleep of deep fatigue; two floors below, in the
principal bedchanber, Mr and Mrs Bennet were a pair of churchyard humps under
the counterpane..." On that otherwise sleeping cold morning, having filled
two pails of well water, Sarah hitches these onto a yoke which she hoists onto
her shoulders before making her precarious way to the house. Unfortunately, she
skids in hogshit, which no one has had time to clear, and loses her effortful
load. Those first three pages of <span style="font-style: italic;">Longbourn</span>
are enticing. Baker writes skilfully; her prose is easy to read, evokes all the
senses and has loads of subtext. </div>
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If you know
the world of <span style="font-style: italic;">Pride and Prejudice</span>, you
know its machinations; its balls, its walks into Meryton for bits of lace on
the lookout for the diverting redcoats of the militia. You know its ringlets,
highwaisted frocks and bonnets and the necessity of a good marriage for the
upperclass. What I hadn't previously considered was how often the serving girls
were sent out into the elements on fatuous errands when the inclement weather
prevented the ladies from braving the outdoors. Baker takes us into that other
world. Despite Sarah's protestations of the goodness of Elizabeth and Jane,
they seem self-absorbed and sadly lacking. Both ladies raise their arms so
Sarah may dress them. They step out of their discarded clothes and Sarah picks
them up for folding, repair or laundering as needed. Yes, they occasionally
hand over a chap book or an unwanted old fashioned dress - treasures to Sarah -
but they treat her with as much regard as someone today might treat their
washing machine - missing it if it breaks down but otherwise taking it for
granted. The class system, that upstairs/downstairs mentality, is acutely felt.</div>
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Sarah, who is
able to read, is a thoughtful and perceptive young woman. She usually accepts
her lot and isn't judgmental. However, her observations allow readers to
evaluate the characters. It is Sarah's destiny to serve the Bennet family for a
meagre wage per quarter. She is a chattel of the household; largely invisible.
As the imposing gentleman - Darcy - barges past her she feels herself becoming
physically transparent, so unacknowledged is she.</div>
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The Longbourn
world, and other places further afield are also reflected through the eyes of
James Smith, footman. "They were
lucky to get him...what with the War in Spain, and the press of so many able
fellows into the Navy; there was, simply put, a dearth of men." He barely
registers for the ladies of the Bennet household yet he greatly eases the
strain for the overworked servants. He works tirelessly for the family, driving
the ladies out to balls with the horse and carriage, keeping himself occupied
throughout the freezing nights until the entertainment is over then driving
them home again. His arrival at Longbourn is somewhat mysterious. James' story
in many ways drives the narrative. To say more would be to ruin an intriguing
plot. </div>
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The
complexity of the lives of the servants would have made an interesting story in
itself but it is faxcinating to have a good look at the dirty laundry of the
privileged Bennet household. We know about Lydia's disgrace from <span style="font-style: italic;">Pride and Prejudice</span> and we know that the
family allows Lydia and Wickham to return to Longbourn. However, it is Mrs Hill
who must deal with the newly weds' soiled linen. Mrs Hill "peeled out the
few chemises and petticoats and nightgowns that Lydia had bundled away...tried
not to look too directly at them, or inhale the odours of cheap lodging houses,
sweat and sex./ She steeped the soiled linen - blood and sweat and spunk and
travel dust, and the shiny grubbiness of things that have gone too long between
washing - in lye, prodding at it with the laundry tongs, swirling it through
the murky grey water...If Mrs Hill had the ruling, and not just the
maintenance, of Lydia, the little madam would be obliged to wash her own dirty
linen just this once, and see what other people saw of her."</div>
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Great
writing. Look, I could keep transcribing so you, too, could get a sense of what
is in those chamberpots that must be taken down the back stairs, one's face
averted, to the 'necessary' house outside, but won't. (Assuming you are also
fascinated by the minutiae of upperclass family life in Regency England.) Since
I finished my obligatory reading for school last year*, this is one of the
books that has made me want to carry it around for a while; to reflect on it in
more than a brief summary in my journal. I read this novel quickly and relished
it. When I'd finished I wanted to reread it; it's easy to dip back into with
its deft, detailed prose.</div>
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If you
enjoyed <span style="font-style: italic;">Pride and Prejudice</span>, even if
you've only seen some screen adaptation, you'd enjoy this book.</div>
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*A literary
life guided, for years, by school reading lists, what's new in YA fiction and
vacation reading splurges of books judged by covers is not so bad..</div>
Judith Middlemarchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285709209953730580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6168272956867004866.post-56237780535596808432017-06-20T14:50:00.000+10:002017-06-20T14:50:21.138+10:00Losing battle in war on waste<div style="font-family: "Arial Narrow"; font-size: 12.0pt; margin: 0in;">
Had a ferret in my wardrobe for something warm. Found a big cardigan. Shades of mauve
in a boucle chunky knit; two white
knitted bands around the upper arms. Thirty-two years on, it's seriously pilled
and shabby. It no longer has the moral fibre to declare itself vintage. It's
warm but sad, not the delicious creature I snuggled my face into in a Firenze
market in late summer, 1985. Was a beautiful garment when purchased new. Now
it's fit for the op shop bag. It's all a bit metaphoric.</div>
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Recently, in
my endeavour to reuse/recycle, I wore an old pair of Nikes. They've aged well.
They're a lovely shape made from interleaved strips of grey suede. They have a
dance shoe sole with rubber tread under your heel and toes and a suede arch.
When I bought them, at least ten years ago, from Rebel Sport in the Bourke
Street Mall, the sales assistant read me a mandatory disclaimer. <span style="font-style: italic;"> These shoes
aren't designed for spor</span>t, or words to that effect. Didn't worry me. I
had no intention of exercising in them, apart from cycling. These non-sports 'leisure' shoes must have
looked good because my daughter used to borrow them. Also, they'd elicit
compliments from some of my students and colleagues.and are as comfortable as
your slippers.</div>
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You know why
they've aged well? I've barely worn them.That dance style? Great in the studio,
shit in the weather. Didn't want to spoil the suede by risking them out in the
rain. Another thing, they slip off my bike pedals. Literal slippers. Not cool. I'd forgotten
about that though, when I gave them another outing recently, feeling proud of
my environmentally aware austerity. Remembered about the slippage as I was
cycling downhill to the shops, gripping my knees to stop my feet shooting off
their perches. As I walked along the street later, my feet kept skating out
behind me in a flicking motion. Sensibly, I skidded to a stop then slid around
the door into the sports shoe specialists. </div>
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Ah well, a
new pair of running shoes is an appropriate alcohol-free reward. So I told
myself as I browsed for an elusive bargain.</div>
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Having laced
my right foot into a sleek new running shoe, the sales assistant picked up one
of my old Nikes, examined it and pronounced it seriously old school; sounding
impressed. 'Are you just going to give these to the op shop?' she asked. Was
that a hint?</div>
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But old
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Meanwhile, I
conceded another battle in the war on waste by buying another pair of sports
shoes. For safety reasons, I wore them home. At my age you can't risk a fall on
a damp footpath, sans tread on your trainers.</div>
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This is the
sad thing though. I can part with neither my old cardy - back in the wardrobe -
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Judith Middlemarchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285709209953730580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6168272956867004866.post-46111056327667766952017-06-07T15:18:00.000+10:002017-06-11T13:50:10.371+10:00Onus on the Owner'Argh!' How do you write a short sharp scream? (Of course there's <a href="http://absolutewrite.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-291700.html">a forum on this on Google.</a> Makes for interesting reading if you're into that sort of thing, like yours truly, the real Judith Middlemarch, or is it Jill, wife of Trevor?) No matter, this little piece begins with a brief, loud - I was wearing headphones - cry of terror.<br />
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I stood, stock still, neither flight nor fight would work here. Instinctively, my hands shot in the air, heart banging in my chest.<br />
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Just prior I'd been on a naturally occurring chemical high. See, I'd garnered the motivation to get out of bed on a cold, albeit sunny winter's day to do my six kilometre constitutional. This is a combination of brisk walking alternating with marginally quicker jogging.To give you the picture, when Al walks with me he thinks it vaguely amusing to outpace my jogging with his leisurely stroll. I'm not winning any medals here, but if I can keep at it for another forty years I could enter the world masters and break a record <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/2017/04/25/101-year-old-woman-wins-100-metre-sprint/">like Man Kaur</a>. Maybe not.<br />
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Anyway, nearly five k into my routine, those endorphins coursed pleasingly through my system. I'd been listening to a podcast of <a href="http://www.npr.org/podcasts/452538242/here-s-the-thing-with-alec-baldwin">Joe Jackson being interviewed by Alec Baldwin</a>. I've had a deep, abiding love for Joe Jackson since the late 1970s so my morning constitutional had thus been elevated to even greater heights of emotional healing. My local park is a lovely treed, quiet - on weekdays - ovalled space atop a hill with splendid city views. Joe's interview finished with a few bars from<i> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDbaDR-JTR0">Breaking Us In Two</a></i>. I was in heaven. Pulled out my phone to choose some music to get me through the last k. Chose Frank Sinatra's <i><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1AHec7sfZ8">I've Got You Under My Skin</a></i> with its stirring middle eight, that always evokes my dad, and continued slow jogging to half way round the oval. Next in my mix was <i><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9BbUqHrWFI">(I've had) the time of my life</a></i>. No apologies for my eclectic tastes. At that stage I was running up the incline on the other side of the oval, relishing my freedom, completely lost in my own thoughts.<br />
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That's when a slavering, snarling jowly raven black beast charged me, its teeth bared, hence my scream.<br />
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'Clara,' - I'm not kidding - her owner called lightly, scooping to pick up a ball with his little tosser on a stick. I started to walk on but Clara lunged at me again.<br />
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'Call her off!' I insisted, hands now clutched under my chin.<br />
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'She won't hurt you,' was his dismissive reply as he surveyed me like I was some mental defective in my black running gear, tweed cap pulled down over my ears and a bum bag hanging around my hips.<br />
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'That's very easy to say,' I replied, 'but I'm terrified.' And I was. My previous joy had drained out replaced by too much adrenaline and a bit of fury.<br />
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I've been menaced by dogs before. Aged about three, I remember being bitten by a bull dog. Mum was pushing me in a pram at the time. She took me into a butcher's shop and he applied a bit of butter to my bleeding knee. Don't know what happened to that ugly hound.<br />
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Jeeze, who hasn't had a bad experience with a dog? Not so long ago this rat-sized dog who lives down our street had its teeth bared, and was snapping within half a hand span of my exposed ankles. Same comment from the owner standing nearby apparently enjoying the entertainment. 'She won't hurt you.'<br />
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Got bailed up by a pit bull terrier once in our own back yard. The dog had breached the low fence. Its owner was on her side pinning sheets on her rotary hoist. 'Sally!' - such lovely names - she uselessly called for her dog, 'She won't hurt you, ' she said, continuing to adjust her sheet. I wasn't so sure, Sally, growling menacingly had me in a Mexican standoff, daring me to move. Not sure what would have happened if Maria hadn't climbed the fence and hauled Sally off by her collar.<br />
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My own experience tells me that some dogs, who may not attack those who've established dominance over them, will attack anything they perceive as weaker. My parents had a couple of Dobermann Pinschers. Soft as brushes, according to my mum. But I've seen both of them turn on our own toddlers when those kids were getting a bit annoying. My dad always sided with the dogs.<br />
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Anyway, Clara's owner really bugged me this morning. I'm sure Clara is a lovely pet. But seems to me that if Clara has any inclination to threaten a stranger, she should be on a leash.Judith Middlemarchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285709209953730580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6168272956867004866.post-29247271038241676482017-06-04T16:02:00.000+10:002017-06-06T10:46:26.956+10:00Trevor and Jill out on the town<div style="font-family: "Arial Narrow"; font-size: 20.0pt; margin: 0in;">
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night out? Well, it began well with a 4pm chardy. Felt like I was back in the
day, preparing to party. That could be due to determinedly reprising
my own now vintage clothes. Unfortunately, I don't look funky, I look like an
old woman playing dress ups. <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/ourfocus/waronwaste/">Damn you, Craig Reucassel</a>. It's his fault I'm
digging through my wardrobe. His <i><a href="http://www.abc.net.au/ourfocus/waronwaste/">War On Waste </a></i>really got to me. Thing is, I'm
already frugal. and a borderline hoarder, inclined to put a new zip in an old
pair of jeans if necessary.You know how hard that is. Okay, so I was saving
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Sorry.
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I wore my
orange-is-the-new-black turn of the millennium top. You know the one. Bought it
for some long ago school deb ball - jeeze, those kids will be in their thirties
now - looked a bit blingy but passable and am pleased to say, it still fit.
Sort of. Contacts in; bit of make up. Well, quite a lot. You know how it is
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Trev and I
set off arm in arm down the road to catch a bus. Felt nice and crisp in the
night air. Moon and stars out; breath steaming. But somehow we'd missed the
6.05, which had either dropped off the grid or gone by earlier than our arrival
at the bus stop at five to six. Told you we were excited to be going out. We
walked a couple of stops to pass the time and avoid hypothermia. Remembered to
'touch off' on the bus this time so we didn't get blocked at the turnstiles at
Parliament station like last time we did public transport, thrilled to bits with our
new Seniors' Mykis. We had to suffer a lecture on the minutiae of PTV before
being released like a couple of errant school kids. Promise not to do it again.
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So did I have
a good time? Well, there was the thrill of anticipation; the buzz of people in
the city streets; excited families out seeing <i>Aladdin</i>; girls in tight skirts
and six inch heels gripping the hands of their pimply boyfriends. We were
eating at an up-market Chinese restaurant with a great bunch of people. Well,
Trevor's friends anyway.</div>
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Hmm. <i>Good time</i> would be stretching it. Let's say it
was interesting, but in an ironic way. Soon as we walked into the restaurant,
my third eye was watching. I don't know why I have this irrepressible urge to
write it all down. I've just read <i>Atonement* </i>too. You'd think I'd have learned
something. </div>
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Ah, who
cares? Here's a tip. Don't waste your breath trying to make conversation with
contrary people. You know the type. They can't keep the wheels of civil human
intercourse humming along. So, this is Trevor. He says, to his friend, Susan on
the other side of our for table for ten, 'Jill and I saw this wonderful film
last week. At the Nova. It's only seven dollars on Mondays. Great value. You
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here, oiling the wheels, I thought. <span style="font-size: 12pt;">'I haven't
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'It's too
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'There's an
underground...' I began. I was going to tell her about the car park but she cut
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'I know, near
Woolworths, but it's always packed. We prefer The Sun.' Did I just imagine she
folded her arms at me, blocking further conversation? Whatever, I thought. But
Trevor, bless, kept trying.</div>
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'A great
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'Why? What
was it about?' The set on her face suggested Susan thought Trevor should shove
it and focus on his spring roll. But he continued, pushing his voice valiantly
through the ambient sound and across the table, to Susan, with her arms crossed over her ample chest.</div>
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'Well, it's
about life,' he said.'A philosophy teacher who lives in Paris is just going
through life's events; the changes that happen in time. Things to come,' he
said. 'The title says it all really.'</div>
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I was
experiencing a little tachycardia by then. 'You know what, Susan?' I was
smiling so much that my face hurt. 'Don't go and see it. It's not for you.
Forget Trevor even mentioned it.' Trevor put a firm hand on my knee at that
stage. You know how he does? 'Jill,' he warned. Yeah, I stopped and had another
swill of that Chardonnay I wasn't paying for. Hang on. I think I was paying for
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Susan's Greg
was on my left. He's very groomed. Bristly.Trimmed to within an inch of his
life. He clearly spends a lot of time contemplating his face in the mirror each
morning; checking for regrowth of his sheared white hair. He's got this neat
triangle of moustache, sort of sergeant major meets prison warden. Somehow we
got on to the subject of aged parents, a topic close to the hearts of many of
my generation. Greg's mother, well into her nineties, had died some years
earlier from complications after minor surgery. Well Greg's bristly lip wobbled
a bit as he berated the hospital over his mother's passing. If only she hadn't
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'Oh well, she
had a good innings,' I cliched. He didn't say anything but a couple of minutes
later he left and sat at the other table. Something I'd said? Perhaps. But my
punishment was waiting in the wings. Another dinner guest, the one who likes to
take those group shots for posterity, slid into Greg's place and teased me by
flicking through pictures on her point and shoot. Making conversation, I asked
her what had her so absorbed. Well, she wasn't really. She was waiting to be
asked. Thus I climbed into the centre of her web.</div>
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'And these
are the kids in my parents' group. We all met fifteen years ago at a parents'
group for new parents and we still meet monthly.' Gilda showed me several
photos of several middle aged women and more photos of even more random groups
of teenage kids in various locations and poses. Hovering over individual photos
she provided the whole ancestry.com of the numerous members of her group: who'd
married whom, who'd divorced; who'd died, when and what from in livid detail.
Then she arrived at her last trip to Scandinavia where she'd visited her
grandmother's house. Well, not exactly her grandmother's house. It was the house
next door she was now showing me. Her grandmother's house had been turned into
offices and they weren't open but no matter they got into the house next door,
of which she took many photos which she described to me down to the hardwood
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'Scuse me,
Gilda,' I interrupted, one hand raised signalling a passing waiter. 'Could you
get me a Chardonnay?' I asked. Stat. I'd already desperately spun the Lazy Suzy
vainly searching for dregs in the bottom of a bottle. Red. White. I didn't
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I returned to
Gilda. 'Sorry? Go on." Gilda is a bit stick insect-y, but with high
cheekbones and this swathe of long brown hair. She sat sort of folded into
herself and continued to click through her photos. And there were her school
friends back in Scandinavia who'd all been together in the top English grade. <i>Where had they been all my life</i>? Gilda's voice was a croaky low drone. I nodded, ooh-ed and aah-ed my
appreciation of particular names on the school honour boards she'd photographed.
In an effort to change the tenor, I pulled my phone out of my bag and asked if
she wanted to see photos of my adult kids. She gave a cursory glance at my two
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You know
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But it was a
night out. Five degrees by the time we were out on the street. And we only had
a twenty minute wait underground for our City Loop train. And train travel's
free on weekends for us seniors. Didn't mind walking that last kilometre back
home. And despite my war on waste I'd accidentally, but happily left the heater
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*Bored, neglected self-absorbed budding writer misinterprets what she sees, sticks her nose in and ruins others' lives. Sorry, Ian McEwan. <i><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/books/2001/sep/23/fiction.bookerprize2001">Atonement </a></i>is one of the best books I've ever read. Bothers me, though, how much I identified with the priggish deluded Briony.</div>
Judith Middlemarchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285709209953730580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6168272956867004866.post-69022526961494672282017-05-21T16:42:00.000+10:002017-05-21T16:42:08.422+10:00Lieben: German for to love<div lang="en-US" style="font-family: "Arial Narrow"; font-size: 12.0pt; margin: 0in;">
"Why
would you want to learn German?" So said Mum, in a Yorkshire accent, a
look of horror on her face. Given when I mentioned it, in her mind she was somewhere in
the early 1940s, she thought I was betraying England. <span style="font-size: 12pt;">Why was I even telling her?
It's something to talk about in my monologue as we shuffle around Queen's Park
lake, given that mum can't carry on a regular conversation these days. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt;">Somehow, I've
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The
German people, our young Deutschlehrerin (female German teacher) told us a
couple of lessons ago, would only use the expression 'I love…' in the context
of an intimate relationship. Ich liebe dich - I love you - is reserved for
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<span lang="en-US">So you wouldn't say you loved someone's hair or shoes. Das ist
verboten. It's banned. Hurrah, I know another quirk of the German language</span><span lang="en-AU">.</span><span lang="en-US"> I won't embarrass myself by
inappropriately professing my love when I'm in Germany: ich liebe das
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Apart
from giving my non-working life a bit of structure and perhaps staving off
dementia, I decided to learn German because I've travelled there several times
and intend to return. The German language was absolutely, well, foreign. We -
Al and I - could be handed a German menu in a restaurant and have no idea what
the hell was on offer, apart from the ubiquitous wurst, schnitzel and strudel, words that have
found their way into our vernacular. We've been stumped driving off an
'Ausfahrt' (exit) on the 'Autobahn' (freeway); bemused as fellow campers have
waved us off on a ride with a 'Good fart!' Suppose it could be an added bonus.
But Gut Farht actually means have a good journey. As for ordering a glass of wine. In broken German I've asked for 'ein dry white'. Basically I've been requesting '<i>one </i>- nearly - <i>three</i>, <i>nonsense'</i>, given that in German <span style="font-size: 12pt;">'w' is pronounced like our 'v' . Suppose that explains occasionally getting a glass of red and making do. Any port in a storm.</span></div>
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Now,
German is less weird by the minute. It's easy enough to learn to speak because
it's phonetic. Once you can recognise and mimic those 'guttural' sounds you're
away. Suppose the grammar would be challenging if one didn't love grammar, as I
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Two
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That's total absorption, or mindfulness or I'm having a series of cardio
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Judith Middlemarchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285709209953730580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6168272956867004866.post-50246431401319563612016-07-11T03:07:00.001+10:002016-07-11T07:08:34.143+10:00A bit of my life as a writer.<div>In my thirties I tried to be a working writer. I was teaching one three hour evening school VCE class a week. I had two children, sixteen months apart who occupied much of my time. Still, I wrote. Journal. Short stories. A novel. Well, best to call it a novella. The novella amounted to 45,000 words. It was about a young woman whom I initially called Meredith but shortened to Mere - to some derision - who had married a young Anglican minister and lived to regret it. Underneath it all, I was writing about my own experience of being a Christian. Writing the book was cathartic and it helped me, at 37, to finally disentangle myself from the hold that Christianity and church had over me. That was extremely liberating and I've never returned to it. I think I'm probably over the bitterness I felt at being trapped in religion for so long. Can't stand going to church services for baptisms and funerals these days. Interestingly, I can still sing or recite all the liturgy. (I can also sing about a million TV show themes and adverts too and recite Shakespeare. It's all about exposure and repetition.)</div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Stick to the point. The writing. I began a business and sought copywriting opportunities. With the help of a relative in the design business I got perhaps three lucrative projects. I say lucrative because for the few hours involved they paid heaps more money than teaching did. I enjoyed playing with words to complete the projects but they didn't provide any ongoing job satisfaction, especially the advertising catalogue for a now defunct stationery company. Pfft. Writing a newsletter for a restaurateur was more fun but he went bust and I experienced how hard some people have it regularly trying to get paid for their completed work. He shrugged and told me he simply didn't have the money - $500 - to give me. It was a lot of money back then given I was getting $25 an hour under our agreement. </span></div><div>With the paucity of copywriting opportunities I mainly wrote résumés, the occasional student essay and job applications responding to key selection criteria. I became quite a job counsellor. The internet hadn't really taken off at that stage. I industriously read the classifieds in <i>The</i> <i>Age</i>, getting some sense of the job market and developed skills in helping people get work. Really. But once they'd secured work I never saw them again. You don't want them coming back because that means you've been unsuccessful. A couple of sad souls kept returning for yet another cover letter. </div><div>My workroom is at the back of our house and looks out onto a paved courtyard. The kids’ tyre swing used to hang from an old fir tree, long since cut down. But it looked nice out there. One young woman, a return client, with a big fleshy stubbly face and woolly hair scraped back into a pony tail, gazed wistfully out there one day. You're so lucky, she said, to have this job. </div><div>Some of my résumé writing experiences weren't pleasant. One woman, who'd seemed perfectly nice at the initial résumé consult turned into psycho-bitch when it came time to pay for the final product upon which she cast unwarranted aspersions. She held it in her left hand and slapped at it with the back of her right as she scorned the way I'd written it. In my ignorance, I'd put a hyphen in the compound word, bookkeeper. It was easily remedied but this instigated her ire. I fixed the problem and printed out a new copy. She claimed she'd have to take the two page document to a better résumé service to see if they could fix my inferior work. I snatched it back from her. You're not having it, I said. I'd rather rip it up than let you take something unsatisfactory. This made her reconsider and she handed me twenty-five dollars before storming back through my home and out the door. Heart beating in her wake, I realised that she was simply trying to get the document for free. Probably behaved like that all over the place.</div><div>I formed a friendship of sorts with an elderly semi-retired businessman. He'd seen my ad in the local paper. He'd get me to type business letters for him. Suppose I was his clever little secretary. He was a gentleman: tall, white-wavy hair, well groomed, soft checked shirts and business pants but with a sort of horsey country air about him. He'd wait while I typed his mail and we'd talk. He told me the story of his son’s death. His face crumpled and almost broke as he shared his grief. His son had died when a drug-filled condom he'd ingested in a smuggling attempt had burst in his intestine. His son had attended a private Christian college; had been loved and nurtured. This man couldn't understand what had happened. It broke my heart listening to him.</div><div>That was the thing about the little job I had. Clients shared their stories with me. Something about my demeanour seems to invite that. However it wasn't enough and at forty I decided to let it go and get back into secondary teaching. Interestingly, my first teaching position after having my own kids was at the same school that gentleman’s son had attended. I was going to send my own children there, having put their names on a list back in my ‘intense Christian’ phase, but my five months experience there made me get my money back. As an educator, memories of that school still make me shudder.</div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">During my break from teaching I also had three articles published in <i>The</i> <i>Age</i>, and I was paid for them; it was probably one of the biggest thrills of my life, especially when the first appeared. About 800 words long, it was underneath an article by Bettina Arndt and a cartoon illustration accompanied my piece about an experience I'd had, as a newly diagnosed person with diabetes. I'd submitted the article to coincide with Diabetes Week but I'd been occupied with looking after kids and hadn't expected it to be published. I’d had no indication that it would be. I experienced a sort of fifteen minutes of fame: congratulatory phone calls; the school where I taught on a very part-time basis had photocopied my article and pinned it on a notice board. I was astounded that I received so much adulation for this, and two other pieces that were subsequently published. They'd taken little effort to write. The hardest part was having the audacity to think that anyone would want to read what I'd written; having the guts to submit them. </span></div><div>People wanted to talk about my writing. Teaching, for me, is far more worthy and humanitarian and yet I rarely get accolades for having devoted much of my adult life to it.</div><div>I'm glad I've never had to earn a living through writing. I've recently read Ruth Park’s engrossing two part autobiography,<i> A Fence Around the Cuckoo</i> and <i>Fishing in the Styx</i>. She wrote to live and by god she worked hard. (Highly recommend those books.)</div><div>I teach and I write. I've written things for which I haven't been paid that have been published in magazines. I've had as much satisfaction from writing these and seeing them published as I have from the paid articles, although there was a certain prestige in appearing in the then revered <i>Age</i> broadsheet newspaper.</div><div>Fortuitously, I heard, from an English teacher colleague, about blogging. Blogging seems to satisfy my writing needs. I began my fraudulentteacher blog in 2005 and later began fraudstersmusings. Between them I've had more than 65,000 page views. Not heaps but enough to satisfy me. I gather lots of those page viewers might not actually read what I've written but lots of them do. </div><div>Why this need to write my stories? It's just what I've always done.</div><div><br></div>Judith Middlemarchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285709209953730580noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6168272956867004866.post-46101889355636454012016-07-07T17:48:00.001+10:002016-07-10T16:26:10.374+10:00The upside of travel. 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One interesting interaction was on the train from Munich to Stuttgard. We shared a six seater first class compartment with Boris and his daughter, Josie. (See, I'm so nosy I get names.) We initially started talking because we'd been double booked in the same seats. It I didn't matter, given there were four of us and six seats available. He spoke perfect English with a slight accent. His daughter spoke with a flawless clipped British accent. Then they slipped into their native Estonian - I think. However, they live in Munich and also speak German. Boris, having been born in Russia to a Finnish mother and Russian father, also speaks both those languages. I find that amazing, coming from a country where speaking anything other than 'Strayan' - as the word Australian is often pronounced - unless one is a migrant, is unusual. It was the first day of Josie's three month summer break from the international school she attends. Given that her mother had to work that weekend, she and Boris were attending a seminar in Switzerland. On quantum physics. As one does. </div>
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While Josie, a teenager, listened to music on her phone and sketched faces in blue ink in her visual diary, Boris told us a little about his life. A ship builder now, whose next contract doesn't start until October in Japan, Boris also did his time, aged eighteen, in the Russian army. 'It was bad,' he said, 'but not like prison.' He served on the North Korean border. The harshness was mitigated for him by his mother's insistence during his youth that he attend a music school. Consequently, he had learned the flute, having been 'no good, according to [his] teacher' at cello. Thus he played in the military band and was proud that he'd never carried a Kalashnikov during his military service. 'Only a flute.'</div>
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Boris, urbane and articulate, is a passionate ice fisherman. Said he is much happier if it's minus 30 degrees than anything over 25. 'You just drill your hole in the ice and it's wonderful,' he said. 'To keep warm you can drink some tea. I can stay out there - in Finland on the ice - all day. But the days are short.'</div>
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Yesterday, we went in search of something of Paris as I remembered it from 1980. That was a winter holiday and I don't recall the hordes of tourists we've seen in the summer months. So we took the métro to Sebastopol and walked through the Montorgueil area. There we found an arcade, Passage du Grand Cerf, and wandered through it. This arcade has greenery hanging from one of those high leaded glass-like ceilings and was lined with shops selling beautiful handcrafts and jewellery, amongst other things. And not one other tourist. How can this be, so close to the Marais which is crawling with tourists?</div>
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Chantal, a shopkeeper I talked to, explained that there's Paris for the tourists and Paris for the locals. We had wandered into her shop - Le Labo + filf; Objets poétiques et créations lumineuses - looking for some unusual gifts. Chantal's daughter, Maud, designed the beautiful bags I ended up buying. Chantal was lovely and more than happy to chat with me in French, something I crave. She asked where we were staying and how we intended getting to the airport. She lives in the arrondissement where our apartment was and was puzzled as to why the tourism office had directed us to Porte d'Orléans as the nearest métro station. 'Cité Universitaire is much closer, just a walk through Parc Montsouris. And it connects directly with CDG airport.' She laughed a bit at this. We'd not only walked out of our way to catch the métro each day but the train loops through heaps of stations adding about fifteen minutes onto a journey that otherwise takes about five. Ha. At least we found the local supermarkets.</div>
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It was a fortuitous meeting, Chantal, should you ever read this, you greatly reduced the stress of our trip to the airport this morning. (Chantal and I did actually swap email addresses and I've already composed the email I'll send her as soon as we get back home. I haven't been able to send any emails while I've been in Europe, for reasons I don't understand.)</div>
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Now Porte de la Villette sounded interesting in the Paris tourist guide. It's where two canals converge. It was almost at the end of the métro line it was on. No one else seemed to be going there. We emerged from the métro into a dodgy looking street, walked a bit, then crossed the road into an enormous empty 'parc'. Well, there was a science exhibition centre if you're into that sort of thing, which I'm not. We wandered over relatively modern - 1983 - cobbled pathways to check out the canal. Yep. Canal. Straight. Flowing. There was a sort of 'fun fair' but no one really seemed to be having any. A carousel was going around playing the Danube waltz. A guy was leaning idly on the counter inside the office of the unused dodgem cars. (I was slightly tempted, but then thought of the camping car and decided against it.) Quite bleak, really. A handful - six? - other tourists were wandering around with bemused expressions, like wtf am I doing here? (I'm perhaps being unkind about this place. Al compared it to Melbourne show grounds when the show's not on.)</div>
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Al and I have been to Paris five times now. This time we had no real plans of what to do for six days. I had a vague idea that I wanted to return to a fabric store - Sacrés Tissus - because I'd bought some lovely unusual fabric there a couple of years ago. (Went. Didn't find anything.)</div>
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You don't need a description of our apartment. Let's just say it's near Porte d'Orléans and on 'our' corner we have a couple of decent restaurants and the beautiful Parc Montsouris to wander through. The closest métro, at the other side of the park, is also a direct line to Charles De Gaulle airport. Should prove useful in the morning. The apartment is close to boulangeries - croissants! Tartes aux champignons! Etcetera! - markets and supermarkets. Parfait - perfect - as I've just written in a note to our host, Françoise.</div>
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Over the last six days we have walked our feet off. I don't care if I look like a tourist. My expensive running shoes, and my regular jogging back home, ensured that despite having walked countless ks I have remained blissfully blister free. Decided against chancing Velib - the bike rental system - this time. Have already fallen off my bike once (good sight gag, I imagine) - cycling around beautiful Bodensee - Lake Constance - and nearly cycled myself under a bus last time I was in Paris.</div>
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So much for a summary. Too much information, I know, but indulge me, dear reader. I'll be teaching surly adolescents six days from now.</div>
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Last Saturday, several bridges across the river Seine were closed due to the massive gay pride march that we just happened upon. Massive crowds. Uplifting experience. Enormous police presence - and not just in the march. Our bags were searched by police carrying rifles as we crossed the Pont Neuf to see what was going on. </div>
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Still, glad we spent the money - about €100 for two of us counting a 'light lunch' - and visited Giverny.</div>
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Revisited Sacré Coeur on another day - it's close to my fabric shop! I'd hate to be a physically impaired tourist in Paris. The climb to the cathedral is quite a challenge. Suppose you could catch a bus, or tootle around in the ubiquitous little white tourist train. Another word on sodding tourists. Yes, sod them. There are clear signs in about four languages forbidding the taking of photos inside the cathedral. Completely ignored. What is wrong with these people? </div>
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Judith Middlemarchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285709209953730580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6168272956867004866.post-44934700191183079612016-06-09T05:21:00.001+10:002018-04-04T14:09:02.861+10:00Touch wood indeed. Tour de Germany part 2.Beware your own beatific smile. Beware smugness. That's a warning to me. Minutes after I posted my last blog I drove the campervan to the waste water drain. Very pleased with the way the van handled. Why does Al make it look so hard? I thought, swinging her round the corners and expertly positioning the outlet nozzle over the drain. He just wants to have all the fun.<br />
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Judith Middlemarchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285709209953730580noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6168272956867004866.post-37802581357747222642016-05-04T09:09:00.001+10:002016-05-04T09:09:38.054+10:00Sunday with my old mum.My mum, former nursing administrator, reader, writer, humorous raconteur, was also into meditative ironing. In retirement, she'd get up early and set up, in her kitchen, to iron. <div><br></div><div>Sunday, I 'got her out' of her aged care facility; rescued her for the day. It was windy, grey, squally and damp last Sunday. Couldn't imagine much worse than being stuck in that day room at the hostel. Old women, walking frames. Some heads descended on chests asleep. Other sleeping heads thrown back, mouths open. Looking like my dad just after he'd died. </div><div><br></div><div>Anyway, I got my 85 year old mum out. Not before I'd checked her clothes; fixed her hair; applied her a bit of tinted moisturiser and lippie. She's so pale these days, not getting into the sun much. When she stood in front of me as I dabbed the lipstick onto her quivering lips I noticed that I was looking directly into her face, despite her formerly being six inches taller than me. She's lost her memory and her height.</div><div><br></div><div>Still, mum looks good. Physically robust.</div><div><br></div><div>I drove to my local shops, fielding the confused questions. "Do you think if we went to see my mother she'd be home?" Her mum died in 1972. "Have you been through to see my mother lately?" Mum means have I been to Goldthorpe, Yorkshire, England, to visit her mother. </div><div><br></div><div>I'll deflect occasionally. Haven't had time, I'll say. Other times I'll remind mum that her mum died when I was sixteen and mum was in her early forties. Her eyes fill with tears. As they say in the dealing with dementia reading, sometimes it's better to humour the sufferer. We're all suffering.</div><div><br></div><div>The confused questions are repeated on a sort of loop. About three years ago, when mum's dementia was first diagnosed, I used to get angry and frustrated by mum's repetition. I wrote out standard responses and told her to read them. Got sick of telling her where we were, where she lived, where she lives now, what's happened to my dad and who that man in the kitchen was, that is, my husband, Al, who she's known and loved since 1979.</div><div><br></div><div>Now I'm amazed by my acceptance and patience. </div><div><br></div><div>Surprisingly, I relish the humour, when it occurs as it frequently does with mum. She's always had the best sense of humour. On Sunday, I let mum out of the car at a neighbour's driveway so she wouldn't struggle with the door and the gutter as she got out of the car. I then reversed to park outside my house. Mum walked up the path and got into the car. She thought we were leaving having forgotten that we'd just arrived. We both roared with laughter, eyes filling with tears.</div><div><br></div><div>After lunch, I invited mum to do some ironing. She longs to feel useful and I thought she'd appreciate a familiar task. Set it all up, worrying a bit about the hot iron but thinking she'd manage. Gave her one of her straightforward shirts. She worked around it a bit; re-ironing sections she'd already done, unable to figure out how to move the shirt around on the board. "I'm not sure I can manage this," she said after a few attempts.</div><div><br></div><div>I helped her out by lying a sleeve out flat on the board. </div><div><br></div><div>"Oh, I see!" She smiled her thanks, secured the top of the sleeve in her left hand and ironed with her right. She glided the iron along the sleeve and over her thumb. Her reflexes, happily, are still good. </div><div><br></div><div>Packed up the ironing, poured her a wine and she watched me make some biscuits instead.</div>Judith Middlemarchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285709209953730580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6168272956867004866.post-87656426632876747832015-07-29T18:44:00.000+10:002015-07-29T18:44:34.159+10:00Taking my old mum for a haircut<br />
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Half an hour later, we're at the hairdressers. As I sit in my chair, looking into the mirror, I see mum who's sitting behind me - me in 25 years? - looking back at me. I wave. She smiles. It's warm, she has a coffee and the winter sun's shining through the huge windows. There's a new, green reserve across the road with playground equipment, tables and a few young trees coming along nicely. They certainly build amenity into these new suburbs. Still don't know where I am. Neither does mum.<br />
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I was considering keeping mum with me for the day. It would mean a dawdling time and lots of inane albeit animated repetition, not unlike the time I spent with preschool children in some ways. But as I drove towards the city, mum anxiously reminded me, again, that she had no idea where she was. She needs reassurance that I'm onto it and that I'm not going to abandon her and expect her to find her way back to wherever. Because at this stage she has forgotten where she lives.<br />
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Yes, I'm harsh but this is self-preservation. Why wouldn't she have this nebulous melancholy, that is, when she's not being the life of the party, buoying up the other residents at her ACF? She doesn't know why she feels this way but I think I do. I feel it too but bemoaning and crying doesn't achieve anything.<br />
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I indulged that sadness after Monday's visit when mum asked me where my dad was. 'Your dad didn't die, did he?' she pleaded, contorting her brow. It caught me off guard. 'Where was I when he died?' she asked.<br />
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That made for a sad evening. Once I'd started crying in the car park after I'd left mum, it was hard to stop. And then I felt so washed out. Best not to begin.<br />
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Happily, compensations of memory loss, mum forgets these moments, just as she's forgotten that her husband died over three years ago.<br />
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Just as I was about to make my escape, mum got me by the shoulders and looked into my eyes. Hers were brimming with tears. 'You know,' she said, looking down at me,' if you think of ringing me, or dropping in later, don't. Just leave me alone in here.' A rebuke.<br />
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It's the winter hols for me in inner suburban Melbourne. I'm reading/studying Bruce Dawe's poetry, some of which keeps popping back into the front of my mind from some previous youthful reading. I enjoyed it then and I'm enjoying it now, even though <a href="http://fraudulentteacher.blogspot.com.au/2015/07/a-fraudulent-teacher-attempts-to.html">I'm inclined to over-analyse</a>.<br />
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Does everything have to be metaphoric or can untethered dogs just roam around the 'sixties inner Melbourne streets? "No street but has its canine tributary/ - Confluent in lanes,/They swirl about in bright-eyed vortices,/Whirlpools of snap and sniff and pink-tongued grin." From <i>Dogs in the Morning Light </i>by Bruce Dawe. That took me back to mid-1960s Avondale Heights and packs of dogs chasing my bike and me with my feet on the handle-bars.<br />
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Reading Dawe is good for my brain in all sorts of ways. It's made me feel like writing. It's liberating reading about Dawe's meaning of life contemplation after a bad hair-cut and the discovery of a bald patch. "And I couldn't get home quick enough to hold up a/round shaving mirror/Over my head like a silver third eye which would reveal to me/What all the world knew.../Then it was - just then/- I came upon it, in retrospect; the place of baldness,/That solemn high country some get to earlier than others/And some not at all." From <i>The Place</i> on page 111 of <i><a href="http://www.pearson.com.au/products/D-G-Dawe-Bruce/Sometimes-Gladness/9780733978791?R=9780733978791">Sometimes Gladness</a></i>.<br />
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Perhaps reading poetry will stave off dementia, although it didn't work for mum who, when she could still hold a thought, loved dipping into her Les Murray anthology .<br />
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All the while I was listening to Eddie Perfect's <i>Songs From The Middle,</i> loving the music and the lyrics. Was unable to discern most of the lyrics at Perfect's recent concert at the Melbourne Recital Centre. Made me get the digital version though. Perhaps it would be even more brilliant if I could hear the words. (It is and it isn't. Something about live music.)<br />
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Can't get through that album without crying. Actually sobbed today. They say women become more emotionally labile after 'the change'. But I've always been like this. Perhaps I have unresolved issues. Perhaps I just cry at something so beautifully, wistfully evocative.<br />
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I wiped my eyes, tweeted my regards to Eddie and despite feeling wrung out, resumed the ironing.<br />
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I'm a bit foisty and greasy, sans shower. A make-up wipe just doesn't cut it. I'm house-bound waiting on a plumber - who may not even turn up - to replace the hot water service that died a couple of nights ago. I'm pressing the hell out of Al's worn business shirt - one more trip left for that one before the op shop bag.<br />
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That was when my shuffled music on iTunes decided that I needed a bit of Idina Menzel. A reminder.<br />
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<br />Judith Middlemarchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285709209953730580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6168272956867004866.post-58242825657954804282015-06-10T09:57:00.001+10:002015-06-10T09:57:46.540+10:00Laid Up.<span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">My day off. Haven't had much physical activity lately. Not well enough for cycling and walking. The weather's been conducive to hanging around the house. Most exercise I've had has been sweeping the floors and squeegee-ing the shower in the morning.</span><br><div><br></div><div>Last night I went to bed at 8.30 and managed about ten hours occasionally interrupted sleep.</div><div><br></div><div>Woke up determined to do my five k walk.</div><div><br></div><div>Dropped my insulin basal rate about fifty minutes prior to the walk. Did the ablutions. Walking gear on. Packed my emergency jelly beans and sultanas, keys, set my GPS tracking device and I was off, singing along to the Glee version of Hold Onto the Feeling. Down the street, turn left, bit of blue sky, only a bit of light rain showing on the radar but I had my rain jacket on so I'd be okay. I had hit my stride then WHOOOPPHH WHOP I hit the road.</div><div><br></div><div>Agony and I was lying on my side in the gutter on the street corner. I had skidded on the damp footpath? A leaf? There was a skid mark about a meter long showing my trajectory. </div><div><br></div><div>My headphones were still blaring Everybody Wants To Rule The World. I popped my plugs out whilst still lying on my left side.</div><div><br></div><div>A couple who'd kindly pulled off the road to help leaned over me. She was wearing a uniform. How lucky, I thought. A nurse. You see, I was in pain and wondering if I'd broken something. </div><div><br></div><div>No, I work in pathology, she said, still bending over me. Are you all right?</div><div><br></div><div>Do you think you could help me up? </div><div><br></div><div>Suppose they were wondering whether I should be moved.</div><div><br></div><div>With one of them on each arm, I struggled to my feet, thanked them and began to limp up the hill, thinking I'd bloody well, do my five k anyway.</div><div><br></div><div>Until realised I was really hurting in my left knee and foot.</div><div><br></div><div>So I managed 1.98 k this morning, most of that limping. Now I'm ice-packed wondering whether I should get the foot x-rayed. </div><div><br></div><div>Best laid plans.</div><div><br></div><div><br></div>Judith Middlemarchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285709209953730580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6168272956867004866.post-37531045208639444602014-09-14T18:15:00.001+10:002016-07-10T16:43:19.957+10:00Muddy in Budapest.Here I am in one of the great European cities - Budapest - and I can't get past the packed camping ground and its environs. You can't help rain, of course, so it's no one's fault that we're parked under a tree in a mud pit. But it's a bit disconcerting when you can't flush your morning's evacuations. 'It kept bobbing back up and staring at me.' Al shook his head in horrid disbelief, as did I, having had the same deal in the women's.<br />
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Judith Middlemarchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285709209953730580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6168272956867004866.post-43129179607586732712014-09-12T00:45:00.001+10:002016-07-10T16:59:22.708+10:00Klosterneuburg in the rain.We're on day twelve of a five week tour of Europe and it's raining, hence my feeling inclined to write something about our trip.<br />
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'The rain puts a dampener on everything,' said Al, helpfully. Dampener: to dull or deaden; to depress. Perhaps for Al. Me? I'm on holiday in Europe, with the love of my life studying the camping book at the other side of the table in our luxury motorhome, once again rented from McRent in Sulzemoos near Munich. (Seamless pick up of the van, BTW.) </div>
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Judith Middlemarchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285709209953730580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6168272956867004866.post-24736674289604500962014-07-30T13:56:00.001+10:002014-07-30T13:56:43.992+10:00Didn't see that one coming: new BFFs<span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">I'm a bit obsessive-compulsive, in case you didn't know. Last year, to lift my spirits and Get Out More, I decided I'd accept every invitation. </span><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">So there we were, stepping out of my comfort zone on a Saturday arvo - I forced husband Al along for the ride - to attend the flat-warming party of one of the young teachers from my school. Think she invited everyone on staff. Probably didn't expect the oldies to attend. She wasn't to know about the little pact I'd made with myself.</span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Wasn't too bad. I ended up chatting to another English teacher; Al was apparently chatting amicably with her husband. We all seemed simpatico, being empty nesters and occasional travellers. Swapping emails - not keys - appeared to be a good idea at the time.</span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Didn't really expect any further contact but let's call her Mary emailed me a few days later. Would Al and I like to join Mary and let's call him Bernard for a movie and 'a bite to eat'?</span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">We accepted, and a bit like kids going on a first date, we met Mary and Bernard at the cinema, watched a comedy then had a bowl of pasta and a bevy. Quite fun. Conversation seemed to flow although Al expressed some reservation. Wasn't his usual kind of beery gig with his besties. </span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><br></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">We met again a couple of months later for another film and 'bite to eat' date. This time we ate before the film. After the film I suggested a coffee. 'We can't drink coffee because then we won't sleep,' said Mary. Odd, I thought. 'Have tea? Chocolate?' Whatever. Thought it might be an age thing. In their mid-sixties, they're a bit older than us.</span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><br></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">Our next date was just Mary and I. Lunch and a bike ride. Quite enjoyed the outing, finding lots of common conversational ground about our aged parents and our young adult kids.</span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><br></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">Nearly went pear shaped at the next meal/movie. Al and I sat between Mary and Bernard through a turgid but beautifully drawn animated film. The dark cinema hours dragged. Didn't want to disturb our new friends by not paying close attention to the film they'd chosen. Couldn't leave, trapped as we were between them. Was so relieved when, at the end of the film, they both confessed to having slept through most of it. And there was me, being so good.</span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><br></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">Mary had chosen that film based on film critics, 'Margaret and David's', four stars. When we parted ways, Bernard told us we had to choose the next film, ha ha, to avoid another disastrous choice by his wife. Kiss, kiss, off we went.</span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><br></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">To be honest - and why would I lie? - it was all a bit forced. Al continued to go along for the ride, but with reservations. He was never entirely relaxed with Mary and Bernard, and neither was I but they were pleasant enough.</span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><br></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">I almost let it go, but a few months later, out of guilt, thought I'd email Mary to see if they were up for another date, given that it was my turn to make contact. Instant affirmative reply, so off for another Saturday night film. </span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><br></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">Al was a bit white knuckled on the drive in. He'd prefer it was just the two of us going out, he said. Fair call, but we'd made a date; too late to back out.</span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><br></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">Mary chose the film. I didn't mind. I was out on a Saturday arvo and I was taking an extortionately priced glass of chardy into the cinema with me, as was Al. Not Mary and Bernard though. Perhaps they didn't want to add an extra $20 to the $38 for the tickets.</span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><br></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">The film was good and afterwards we headed for an Italian cafe for dinner. Was all going swimmingly, I thought, until i noticed Bernard seemed a bit distracted at the other side of the table. I'd ordered a second glass of wine after the meal, despite no one else joining me. Fuck it, I thought. It's eight o' clock on Saturday night and I'm having one.</span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><br></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">'Bernard, if you want to go, go, don't mind us,' I said.</span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><br></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">'Yes,' he said. 'we'll go.'</span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><br></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">Seemed a bit blunt, but I didn't really care. Mary did though. 'It's not even 8.30,' she protested.</span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><br></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">'Well, I'm bored,' he said. 'The conversation is boring and depressing.' I'd been talking. 'Tell me something interesting; something funny...'</span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><br></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">Don't remember the rest of the sentence, given my heart was breaking out of my chest and heat was threatening to explode my face. I was being boring, my biggest fear, and this guy was the first person who'd had the guts to call it? The fragility of my self-esteem alarms me.</span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><br></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">'Okay, thank you.' Very polite; very calm despite the flight or fight heart beat. 'You'll be pleased to know you'll never have to put up with us again. How about you pay your half of the bill and I'll just sit here and finish my wine?'</span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><br></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">Al said nothing. Why have a dog and bark yourself?</span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><br></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">Bernard and Al got up to pay the bill and left me with an apologetic, heart-sloughed Mary, who blamed her husband's rude behaviour on the television on the cafe wall. </span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><br></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">'You'll have to forgive Bernard,' she said. 'He gets tired and I don't think having a TV on the wall helps.'</span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;"><br></span></div><div><span style="-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">So much for accepting every invitation. 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place with Bear Brand masking tape. My set's positioned, this time, on
my left upper abdomen. I alternate between left and right. My aim to to
get 14 days' use from one 'sensor set'. I've been CGM-ing now for nearly
a year. (Just in case you didn't know, sensors read interstitial blood
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cutting two of these these into halves to secure the edges of the
lifting tape which is supposed to hold the set in place. (This is
difficult to describe, btw, given it's a 'specialist' topic.) But while
Tegaderm sticks valiantly to skin it doesn't get much of a grip on the
tape. Consequently the tape pops out from under the Tegaderm while I'm
showering meaning I need a new set. I've been managing about ten days
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inner forearm for the past 24 hours to see how it stood up to the
rigours of domestic life and whether it caused skin irritation. Passed
both tests. Had to give it quite a rip to remove it too. That bodes
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glucose monitoring is expensive. However, I budget for it because, for
me, it's brilliant. It has greatly reduced my hypo anxiety. Prior to CGM
I would do finger prick blood glucose checks about ten times a day,
including during the night. Couldn't even consider sleep unless my BG
was above 6mmol. (When I was on injections, prior to insulin pumping, I
couldn't settle if my BG was under 8mmol, and even then I'd wake every
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anxiety has also disappeared from my teaching life. I'm now totally
focused on what I'm supposed to be doing in class, rather than teaching
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Judith Middlemarchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285709209953730580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6168272956867004866.post-68547773551667322752014-01-19T18:56:00.001+11:002014-01-19T19:28:05.714+11:00Rebuking the hoarder.Watched a cleansing documentary the other day: <i><a href="http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-hoarder-next-door/4od">The Hoarder Next Door</a></i>. It's about two people, Roddy and Sarah, whose lives have become unmanageable due to their obsessive hoarding. Their homes were like tip sites, although perhaps not quite as well organised, if our local tip is anything to go by.<br />
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Their stories were interesting and disturbing and hit a bit of a spot with me. I'm nowhere near living in a tip, especially since my kids have moved out, but I'm possibly on the obsessive hoarder spectrum. This has been heightened to me lately by the experience of clearing out my mum's house prior to sale. Letting that house go was right up on top of the list of difficult things I've done in my life. Oh, the pain.<br />
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Another thing high up on that list was emigrating to Australia in 1964, before I was even old enough - just turned eight - to really understand the loss we were incurring. But, sensitive little creature that I was, I knew that something disturbing was happening. No more Carfield County School in Sheffield, no more familiarity, no more having the same accent as everyone else and understanding the idiosyncrasies of the idiom, and no more grandparents, cousins, aunts and uncles.<br />
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According to the psychotherapist who was helping Roddy and Sarah to overcome their hoarding, people who hoard have often suffered loss. One of Sarah's newborn twins had died soon after birth. Roddy's brother had died when Roddy was 22. Horrendous loss. Fortunately, I've been spared anything so awful.<br />
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However, I do struggle to let things go. Not everything, just some stuff. I put it down to that move in 1964. Have been giving myself a good self-talking to lately. Watching that ep on hoarding was part of my therapy - clever how I can rationalise spending hours 'catching up on iview' - watching programs I've missed on our national broadcaster, isn't it?<br />
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Even though my household furniture is mismatched, I never upgrade it because everything tells a story - which really slows me down when I occasionally clean. Wish all the crappy old furniture would stop telling me its repetitive tales.<br />
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So recently I've been marching around my house, eyeing things off, filling boxes with junk - how did I end up with a CD of Enya?? - and taking them to the local Savers - the charity shop that supports Diabetes Australia. Think I've donated enough stuff to fund a cure lately. This weekend, items that have defeated me have had the old heave-ho. Goodbye, stupid spinning wheel given to me when I was 19; goodbye toy pram bought for my daughter when she was about three. Bad luck, imaginary grandchildren, cos it's gone, as has the Barbie campervan and shop.<br />
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There's more. Even now I can see a black overnight bag peeping out from behind the couch, mocking me. It's been in that corner for over a year. It's full of Christmas decorations. It would be the easiest thing in the world to put the laptop on the table, pick up the bag and put it in the boot of my car for another trip to Savers tomorrow. Nah. It's okay where it is. Who knows? I might even do Christmas next year.<br />
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I follow called <a href="http://www.positivelypositive.com/">Positively Positive</a>. It linked to a post by Altucher. <a href="http://www.jamesaltucher.com/2013/12/are-you-playing-or-are-you-dead/">The post</a>
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posts, following the links on the side bar and felt like someone who understood
me was actually talking to me. Given the number of comments on each post, heaps
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So why was I in a dark mood? At the risk of conjuring up the
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Last year was a trial. In April, after it became clear that
mum wasn't coping with living alone, I/we began to come to terms with my mother’s
memory loss; her dementia. (Talk about words with negative connotations!) Much
of the year was about finding a place for mum to live where she could
potentially be happy. We tried having her live between my sister and I, but
that was awful for everyone. <o:p></o:p></div>
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After the requisite assessments for mum, I started looking for
an Aged Care Facility offering low level care with potential for mum to move to
high care as and when she needed it. This is a really depressing task. Actually, that’s
an understatement. It’s a nightmare which begins with glossy brochures from the
Aged Care Assessment service and lots of internet searches. I actually only
visited three hostels before I found a place for mum. Suppose that’s lucky. The
first three places left me sobbing in the car afterwards. After the fourth
place, I didn't cry. Felt bleak, of course, but thought, as I looked over at
the fountains in Queen’s Park across the road, that mum might be okay in that
place. They had a vacancy and in August, mum moved in. (Reading that back, I
make it sound so easy. It wasn't.)<o:p></o:p></div>
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Heaps of people have been through this process. It truly
sucks, despite what the glossy brochures tell you about Aged Care Facilities.
Where mum is they display big colour photos of the residents having a wonderful
time, apparently. My mum has starred in a couple. In one I saw the other day she is the
archetypal daft looking old person – won’t say woman because gender doesn't seem
to be a factor in these shots. She’s holding the ‘stalk’ of some sort of big
helium filled balloon flower arrangement and wearing a silver ‘tiara’ that says 'Happy New
Year!' She’s smiling off into the middle distance. I hate seeing my mum like this. It's something she would have scorned in her former life.<o:p></o:p></div>
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I pointed her out to herself - never miss an opportunity! - when we were walking along the
corridor the other day. She peered. ‘That’s <i>never </i>me,’ she protested. So what? She
seemed to be having a better new year celebration than I was at my place,
pissed off at all the fireworks making my insomnia even worse.<o:p></o:p></div>
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I ‘get mum out’ of the facility a couple of times a week.
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I’m scared writing this because I’m perhaps fueling the
stereotype of the elderly person with dementia. There is a stereotype. Whenever
I talk about mum everyone makes it quite clear that their own aged person is/was
‘sharp as a tack/sharp until the end’. Seems it’s better to need assistance getting
dressed or getting around. Clearly you’re lower down the scale if you need a
bit of reorientation in the morning; a reminder what day it is – and really,
who cares what freaking day it is? Or what year? But yes, everyone wants to make
it quite clear that their aged parent has/had no cognitive impairment. <o:p></o:p></div>
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Don’t think mum is suffering. She misses my dad but she’s
not wracked with grief now, nearly two years after he died. She’s truly living
in the minute. She has few worldly possessions apart from a few framed photos
and paintings on her walls, her comfy recliner chair and her old Queen Anne
chest of drawers. Her bed is a single hospital Occupational Health and Safety approved
job. All her goods and chattels have been dispersed among the family, op
shops and eBay. She quite likes that I've got her sixties teak dining table and
chairs in my kitchen now. But she’s not bothered about all that ‘stuff’ that
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<a href="http://fraudstersmusings.blogspot.com.au/2013/05/me-and-third-ager.html">As I've written before</a>, you wouldn't necessarily know my mum has dementia unless you spend lots of time with her. She's still canny.</div>
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He then regaled the person on the other end with the story of some prospective employee, who he named, having reneged on a job he was due to start the next day. We listened in to the conversation. After he hung up he filled us in on the details of this guy who'd been 'so unprofessional', giving so little notice that he's taken up another job offer; leaving this practice in the lurch.</div>
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This post doesn't tell the half of why all this has led me to a dark place. It's possibly my particular sensibilities. I over-empathise; can't go through all this without seeing myself in twenty years and then thinking why not quit now, while I'm ahead?</div>
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The James Altucher blog and book helped. I carried out one of his Daily Practice suggestions the other day. One thing he suggests is to forgive someone. You don't have to tell them - I'm paraphrasing Altucher - just write it down on a piece of paper and burn the paper. "It turns out this has the same effect in terms of releasing oxytocin in the brain as actually forgiving them." That's from his book,<i> Choose Yourself. </i>$1.86 Australian on Amazon Kindle.</div>
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Well, assuming that my brain needed oxytocin - whatever that is - I wrote my little note on a piece of paper, all the time feeling ridiculous. Then I thought about burning it. Now I live in Melbourne, and it's stinking hot and it was a Total Fire Ban day. Looked over at the kitchen sink and the lighter. Uh-uh, I thought. I'll probably set fire to the curtains and then burn the whole freaking house down. So I folded the paper a couple of times then ripped it into tiny pieces which I fluttered into the recycling bin. By the time I'd finished I was bubbling with laughter. Was that oxytocin or am I an 'oxy-moron'? It certainly lifted my mood.</div>
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Judith Middlemarchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285709209953730580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6168272956867004866.post-35652541749262971072013-11-09T17:59:00.001+11:002013-11-09T17:59:32.793+11:00Saturday Arvo chez moi.Restoring a panelled timber door looked so easy on the YouTube video I watched. (Haven't worked out how to link to it when I'm typing on the iPad, sorry.) These two American blokes donned their latex gloves, grabbed a swatch of fine grade steel wool each and rub-a-dub-dubbed with the grain, et voila: new door. They were rubbing with de-natured alcohol. Had to Google that one. Turns out it's simply what we Aussies call metho - methylated spirit.<div><br></div><div>So I've got my timber door lying on my outdoor table under my back veranda. Gloves on, steel wool in hand, liberal splashes of metho and lots of elbow grease. But it wasn't so easy. See, those American guys didn't have to deal with the P-factor. That's Pete, my son, the territory marker. During one of his mindless adolescent rages he graffed his name with red and blue spray paint all over the door. That's the side of the door that faces into the wood panelled hall in my lovely Californian bungalow. We've lived with that horror for about ten years now. And the various stickers that he decided to plaster on top of the scrawl.</div><div><br></div><div>Worse though, he kicked in a couple of timber panels. So I've spent a couple of headachey hours on my well-ventilated back veranda - ie. outside - inhaling metho, sweating into my latex gloves and once again dealing with the inner monologue. 'You dirty dick,' it's saying. 'What were you thinking? Well, clearly you weren't. Pity you probably won't have kids of your own so you can see how it feels.' And then I'm thinking I'm insane for having these stupid conversations with Pete in my head. Meanwhile, I couldn't quite get all that livid spray off my door but it's faded some. Will have to apply a stain.</div><div><br></div><div>Al came out to offer advice when I started filling huge cracks with wood filler. As if he's ever used any. Seems the job I did around the woodwork in Pete's old room looks pretty good so I told him to mind his beeswax. I think Al wanted to play with the wood filler cos it looked like fun, and it was. I'm now doing what my dad did while I was growing up: hogging the fun jobs around the house. I was 27 before I was allowed to lay some ceramic tiles on the toilet floor at our newly built holiday house down at Airey's Inlet, the original house having burned down in the 1983 Ash Wednesday bush fires. It was immensely satisfying laying those tiles and grouting. Dad had to concede that I'd probably done a better job than he would have. Suppose the new owners will be ripping them up quick smart.</div><div><br></div><div>We've just sold our holiday house, by the way. Not that it was a holiday house any more. My parents retired down there nearly twenty years ago. We had to sell the house to pay the exorbitant bond required for mum to live in her aged care facility. To say it's been a fraught process is an understatement. If you've ever had to clear out your parents home, you'll know what I mean. Lots of tears.</div><div><br></div><div>However, my daughter came over today and we unpacked a crate of some of mum's stuff. Oddly, it felt like Christmas, yet when we'd wrapped and packed it a few weeks ago I felt like setting a match to the house to save us all the trauma.</div><div><br></div><div>I've just cooked a pot of rice in mum's Sunbeam rice cooker. I've never felt inclined to buy one, given we don't eat that much rice and it cooks up easily enough on the stove top. But now it seems I can't live without it. Thanks mum.</div><div><br></div><div>Meanwhile, the wood-filler is drying on the door. Hope my restoration job works. Even if it doesn't, it really was fun playing with that tube of gunk.</div>Judith Middlemarchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285709209953730580noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6168272956867004866.post-90477613422966089532013-11-05T10:07:00.001+11:002013-11-05T10:07:54.549+11:00Back up the ladder.Seems I'm not past it at all.<div><br></div><div>Was really fretting about being unable to paint a room in my house, as my previous post will attest. I did actually call a painter who was happy to drop around and quote on finishing the job I'd started. Got lucky with Greg, local painter & decorator. He didn't turn up. Reminded me why I've generally detested having to engage tradies, barring a few who've done jobs for a reasonable price. </div><div><br></div><div>So I had to figure out how to complete the job myself. I solved everything by blaming my tools - my wobbly plank suspended on two heavy ladders - & buying a stable, light aluminium ladder for $129.</div><div><br></div><div>Hey presto. I could get up and down that ladder with ease; could brace my knees against its top step whilst dealing with my 3 meter ceiling.</div><div><br></div><div>Having given my OCD free rein - or is it reign? Either works - I've now almost completed the room, which is glowing with some ethereal light, probably because I've painted over the brown trim I'd so 'fashionably' chosen circa 1995. I've replaced it with a neutral shell for the walls and ceiling, a shade deeper on the ceiling rose, cornice - btw, fuck painting a cornice!! - and woodwork.</div><div><br></div><div>And btw too, fuck rolling around on polished floorboards trying to get a straight edge along the skirting board. Suppose my behind got a good workout as I walked backwards, wet paintbrush in one hand, on my bum cheeks. And that was just the primer. Still have two coats to go. (Is this what the pros do?)</div><div><br></div><div>Have been mightily satisfied by my first 'poly-filler' experience. Pete's gouged out window now looks almost new. Can't blame Pete for that bit of vandalism. The damage to the underside was caused by a crowbar, or whatever, when we were broken into in the late 80s. It's only taken 20 or so years for me to get around to fixing it. </div><div><br></div><div>Where's Al in all this? When he's not bragging to his mates in the pub about the benefits of having a wife with OCD who likes a project, he's in the kitchen making my hard-earned dinner.</div><div><br></div><div><br></div>Judith Middlemarchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285709209953730580noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6168272956867004866.post-4089254133390741502013-10-16T15:35:00.001+11:002013-10-16T15:35:41.801+11:00Should Act My Age.I've had to concede defeat today. I'm past it.<div><br></div><div>Nearly 20 years ago, with both my kids in the early stages of primary school, I donned a pair of navy overalls and a shower cap, climbed up ladders onto a scaffold and painted the entire interior of our Californian bungalow. I look around where I'm sitting now, at my duck-egg blue walls, with white trim, and see that I did a really good job. </div><div><br></div><div>And I improved as I went. </div><div><br></div><div>Unfortunately, we're overdue for a bit of cyclic maintenance and this is most obvious in son, Pete's bedroom. I've accepted that he's not coming home - as if - but it's taken me about 18 months, what with everything else that's been going down in my life, to get around to clearing his room out ready for painting.</div><div><br></div><div>Monday I went to the DIY store and bought all my painting accoutrements. Had to buy new brushes, rollers, drop sheets; the works. After school yesterday I attacked the walls with sugar soap; scraped all those errant blue-tacky bits off. All the time I was going at it I was saying, Pete, you dirty pig. Can't imagine what some of those splattered stains were. My son was definitely one for marking his territory.</div><div><br></div><div>In the evening I visited my neighbours to borrow their ladder. I needed a second ladder to create my scaffold. That done, dragged the hardwood plank in from the back yard. Was only a bit rotten on the edges. Brushed off the cobwebs and snails. Voila. Set to go.</div><div><br></div><div>Up early this morning and straight into it.</div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div>Painting around<span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"> the skirting board and into the lower corners, no problem. But then I had to get up the ladder. Farque alors. I was freaking out. Never have I felt so wobbly and insecure. I painted carefully around the cornices and the top of the window but was hampered by the adrenaline shooting through me. Was sure I'd fall at any minute. Climbed down; did a bit of self-talk about how secure the ladders and plank were. But it wasn't them, it was me. Despite me being quite flexi and fit for a 57 year old, I couldn't freaking do it. Half the room now has one coat of paint. But I cannot go back up onto that plank.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue Light', HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br></span></div><div><font face="Helvetica Neue Light, HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif">Was quite teary when I phoned Al, husband, to say I'd given up. It's awful thinking you're past it, but past it I am. In fact, what was I even thinking imagining I'd have the agility I had in my thirties?</font></div><div><font face="Helvetica Neue Light, HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif"><br></font></div><div><font face="Helvetica Neue Light, HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif">No matter. One of the compensations of being this age, in my case, is that I can afford to pay someone to finish the work.</font></div><div><font face="Helvetica Neue Light, HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif"><br></font></div><div><font face="Helvetica Neue Light, HelveticaNeue-Light, helvetica, arial, sans-serif">Will just have to be mollified by looking forward to riding over the Westgate Bridge this Sunday en route to Altona. I'm cycling in the 50k leg of the Round The Bay ride. Can't paint, but.</font></div><div><br></div>Judith Middlemarchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07285709209953730580noreply@blogger.com4